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I Speak Fluent Distory Tee

I Speak Fluent Distory Tee

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Distorians unite! This super comfy tee is perfect for reading about Walt's love of freshly squeezed orange juice, explaining the Haunted Mansion's mummy gag to a neighbor, or showing off your Distory (that is, Disney History) knowledge in the parks! It's also 100% approved for lounging around the house on Friday nights while you listen to Kate & Kirk talk Distory LIVE on TikTok.

More info about this retro design:

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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Width, in17.9920.0022.0124.0225.9827.99
Length, in27.9929.0230.0031.0232.0132.99
Sleeve length, in8.909.179.459.7210.0010.39

 

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