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I Speak Fluent Distory Crewneck Sweatshirt

I Speak Fluent Distory Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Distorians unite! This super comfy crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for reading about Walt’s love of freshly squeezed orange juice, explaining the Haunted Mansion’s mummy gag to a neighbor, or showing off your Distory (that is, Disney History) knowledge in the parks! It’s also 100% approved for lounging around the house while you listen to the Distory with Kate & Kirk Podcast!

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Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.50

 

More info about this retro design:

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

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